Last night, Dream-Heidi got married.
It was a day full of "inclement weather" - stormy skies up above and everything! As a result, Dream-Everyoneinvolved wanted to rush the ceremony and get it over with. (Selfish Dream-Everyone!) Dream-Daddy started speed-walking Dream-Heidi down the aisle before anyone had even stood up; all she could see was the back of every one's heads. Dream-Heidi turned around and ran back to the beginning of the aisle to wait and start again when people would be paying attention. The second time she walked down the aisle, she was distressed to realize that she did not know anyone there, they were all elderly, and there were lots and lots of empty chairs! She made a right-hand turn and walked down the aisle that appeared to her right (things appear and disappear in her world) because she did NOT want to go through with the wedding! Why? Because she did not want to marry the groom, who happened to be one of Real-Heidi's former residents, a boy she does not know very well.
-RAPID SCENE TELEPORT- (This happens in Dream-Heidi's world too...)
Dream-Heidi was sitting and talking with Dream-Incorrectgroom and expressing her concerns. (Mind you, she was thinking about all the reasons why he wasn't a good fit and wouldn't make her happy and starting to panic, but she didn't explicitly state that to him because that would have been rude.) Dream-Incorrectgroom was sitting in front of a 3D poster of a naked lady...this was concerning. She told him that it didn't make sense for them to get married because he didn't even propose to her - Dream-Brandon did! And therefore, she should REALLY be marrying Dream-Brandon! (She was very confused, because she could not recall how Brandon had gotten shafted in this whole groom-switch maneuver, but guessed that it had just happened and he hadn't spoken up otherwise. Note to Real-Brandon: if this happens in real life, SPEAK UP!! I want to marry you!) Dream-Incorrectgroom was very understanding and honestly, pretty indifferent. Their connection was civilly separated and all was right with the world. Dream-Heidi was free to correct the mistake and marry the right groom.
Then Real-Heidi woke up. She shared the early-morning adventures of her Dream-Self with her friend Real-Sara, who encouraged her to write it down. Real-Sara wisely advised that this would be the first of many wedding anxiety dreams.
Let's hope all the others end as well.
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So funny, Heidi! I mean, horrifying and I hope that your wedding doesn't turn out that way. But still... funny.
I dreamed last night that a stray sheep came to my apartment door. It was cute and fluffy - exactly like a cartoon sheep would be. Black face, black legs, with a cottony white body, and fuzz that covered its eyes. I adopted him into my apartment, and he was so cute. And then I would let him outside to eat the grass in the front yard. He was a very useful sheep.
Ohhhh gosh....
We should just splurge on a tent Heid-Beid. The weather could be tempermental, but I'm pretty sure that BRANDON will manage to be the dude up front, and I can promise Dad will be dragging his feet more than anything, in giving his little girl away. :)
You're going to be such a pretty bride. :) LOVE YOU!
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